Though he supposed that given that it was a sock puppet it would actually be a hand job, but the point was that it was weird.He had beat a hasty retreat and she had seemed confused and angry that he hadn't called her back for a second date...Online dating creates false expectations and supports illusions Online dating encourages us to believe that we can have whatever we think we want.
But if he was honest with himself, he was not a good friend, and he had been fighting the hots for his friends mom for a really long time. His pulse raced as he waited for her response and the seconds seemed to drag out into eternity. He wasn't sure how she knew it was him, though he supposed she might have figured it out from the chiming of their phones the way he had.
The date had started out pretty well, they had laughed, they had joked and he was pretty sure he was going to get laid when she had invited him back to her house for "coffee".
What was worse than trying to get him to kiss it was when she had tried to make it give him a blow job.
We can’t help but wonder whether one of the other choices would have been better.
We often don’t know what we want, and the sheer number of choices online only amplifies this.